Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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