So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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