Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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