Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
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Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I deserve this hangover.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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