I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
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Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
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You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize