He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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