I can't breathe out the right side of my face
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize
