I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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