Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
one might say we're banned from that church
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
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we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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