is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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