strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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