I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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