I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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