I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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