And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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