escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
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Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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