What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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