Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
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If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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