So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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