I only kidnapped one of them. chill
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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