everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
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So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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