okay pat passed out under dana's car
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
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You. Win. At. Life.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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