i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
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Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
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Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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