dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
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Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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