i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
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I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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