Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
no, he came in my armpit
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
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he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
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I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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