I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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