What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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