don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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