Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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