guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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