Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Randomize
