Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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