wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
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oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
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Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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