Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
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We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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