All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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