Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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