Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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