don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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