Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
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We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
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You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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