I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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