Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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