he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
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You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
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Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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