As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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