I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
