At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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