i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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