i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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