Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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