Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
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Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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