Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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