Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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