Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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